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Friday, November 12th, 2004
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12:35 pm
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SO physics also raped me up the ass last night. God I'm so loose now. Oh dear. I may have to drop out of pre-med at this rate... le sigh. AHA i might even go back home to Buffalo as well. Le sigh. Not even sure if i even want to be a doctor anymore. Dilemma. Crapola. Oh well, I will figure it out by next semester.
Anyhoo. in other happenings,
HAPPY BITHRDAY ANDY (and perryman too... don't eat me)! Now that you're a man Andy-Cookie, its about time you made some babies.... to eat. Yum. You horny little bugger.
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| Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
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12:07 pm
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Kerry.. le sigh.. Thanks Hick-ville America for condemning the rest of us. Heh, every professor today was pissed off. It's nice living in Boston. I am a little disappointed that Kerry isn't going to contest or try to eek out a victory, but alas, that would just be exactly what that cheeky dumb bastard in the White House did four years ago. Wouldn't want Kerry to win that way. because its DIRTY. *ahem* You know what's really enraging to read and hear?
"Kerry was banking on younger voters, many of whom were casting their first ballots. In both Ohio and Florida, first-time voters made up 13 percent of the electorate, and they went heavily for the challenger — by 59 percent to 40 percent in Florida, and by 56 percent to 44 percent in Ohio. But the overall percentage of younger voters was essentially unchanged from 2000, dampening their impact on the Democratic totals."
Boo-urns. Edwards doesn't even have a job anymore. Double- boo-urns.
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| Thursday, October 21st, 2004
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11:42 am
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Again I tried to assert myself to the soul leeching biatch that is Organic Chemistry. It showed me my place- as its puppet. No. As the toy the puppet of Organic Chemistry plays with. Poo. As more of my precious ideal MD certificate gets scorched, I sit here shopping for airplane tickets for Christmas break. BOo they are costly. My dad is in Europe. Mommy is all alone, she calls me often, its cute. I need some kinda of stress relief this weekend. Being bitchslapped by Bio, Chem AND physics in the past 11 days definitely was not a nice experience. Le sigh. New career idea: Professional Lotto Player. Hmm. ... kidding.. I sweaar..
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| Friday, October 1st, 2004
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11:07 am - You Forgot Poland
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So Bush made an ass of himself yesterday at the presidential debates I believe. Oh and everyone who is ignorant, remember that the rgeat Polish Army is a crucial ally in the war in Iraq. Crucial. Maybe we should transship some funds over to Warsaw in gratitude then we can walk down the valley of peace. Anne Ryan and I were shocked that he is leading us. Even though Anne is a Republican ;-).
Anyhoo, classes have been alrighty I guess, except Orgo.. Organic Chemistry. SORRY HARV :-P. Taking all sciences in one semester was definitely a bad idea. I didn't do as well as I hoped on the test, so I'm a bit rocky there. Blah. Well I would have done better if I didn't have to decipher ALIEN HIEROGLYPHICS for the entire test. I forgot I needed code breaking talents to pass. Le sigh.
I mean what the hell...
Oh well. Adam is comnig up soon, I am excited. And I'll finally get to see Lauren tomorrow! Even more excited. I miss ya. And this time, no bug will get me. Mwaha. Then I need to study... like a bazillion times. Remember, Poland will save us.
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| Friday, September 10th, 2004
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12:27 pm
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I think Hieu got into my cell phone and deleted a few numbers. So I have lost the following numbers, please give them to me via... anyway you wish whenever.
-Lauren (that's why I haven't called yet, and you aren't online anymore??)
-Kara
-Jamil
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| Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
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9:06 pm - Andy and Fire
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So today I came home at 2.30 and was very happy that my other classes were cancelled, so i went to eat lunch with Anne, bumped into cat, who came with and ate lunch. They fixed the dining hall. It looks fancier now. Oo. Bitches. Anyway then I went back and lo and behold Andy is there after not calling me back for a week :-P. We chatted online, then Anne came to visit after shopping and we all chatted via cell phone. Then, while I was on the phone with Andy and Anne was aobut to (or avoiding, since she smells) shower, the PA (I didn't know there was a PA) with a woman saying, "There is a dormitory wide alarm, please evacuate as soon as possible. Remember to bring your BU ID and room card, please remain calm. Evacuate quickly. If there are terrified rushes, please try and remain calm and proceed with the evacuation." So I exit the dorm still on the phone with Andy, the siren is ringing and there's all this smoke outside. Apparently there was a real fire in teh basement and the air filtration system sucked the smoke out into the parking lot. Andy said on the phone it sounded like we were all nuts and running like crazy. Boo. Arlyn was in the shower. She sill had suds in her hair when htey forced her to leave. Heh.
ANne was on her way over to where I was sitting. I was in s small park type thing rght next to the dorm but it was a small, shin height chain separating it from the sidewalk. Anne made careful progress to step over the chain with her first foot, then totally tripped on it with her second foot and landed on the grass. That crazy loon. So in the end, I was on the phone with Andy and ANne for the better part of two hours. Nice first day of class.
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By the way kiddies, I am not returning to Buffalo Thanksgiving Holiday, it's just not worth it. Sorry, I have to pull and Andy on ya'll, see you X-mas!
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3:37 pm
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I'm back on campus finally, after many delays and my own procrastination. New York was a blast. I spent quality time with my cute babies Hieu and Thao. And fianlly met my really young cousin from Germany. That was awesome. Little boys are so hyper and destructive, I don't think I want one. But i really really want a baby in the house. They are SO CUTE. oh dear. The wedding was nice and fast. I hope I don't have to do so many tiny ceremonies like they had to. THat seemed so tedious. Cat did the Thriller Dance during one of the wedding dances. Attempted to anyway. The whole family chuckled at her. They thought she was cute. Heh. Asians dancing. Yep. We went to Times Square. Bah. New York is way too crowded for me. I got so angry trying to navigate through those unending crowds. Bah. But it was really bright and lively.
My roommates Ryan and Andrew are cool. No Andy, luckily for me they are very straight so no, they won't be hitting on me. I think. Bitch. I saw Sam the guy who totally tried to grope me a year ago today at the bookstore again. I saw him the other day when Cat and I went tobuy bathroom caddies. I was midline and saw him as my cashier. Hmm. I just thought, "Oh, I'll buy the book another time, when he's not working adn left." Sure it was a waste of my time and effort to find the book and walk there, but I think it was well worth it. Yep. ANDY KELEMEN, HEY WHA HAPPUNED?! TELL ANNE AND I HOW THE FILM FESTIVAL WENT AND WHATS ALL THIS NEW NEWS. Whore.
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| Thursday, August 26th, 2004
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5:06 am
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I am leaving now bitches. Good riddance. I totally hated you all, you were just so... UGH. Fie on you.
Awww. just kidding. I love you all. Farewell and I'll see most of you come November, December for you, you damn jew. Mr. "ohi'mtoogoodforbuffalosoillgotoclevelandandeatturkeywithgravyandpotatoes". I I will miss you. Yes, I will miss Andy's tickling, our conversations, and random outins. I will probably miss bugging Harv at work and asking him to download my cartoons, oh and asking him to bake. That was quite good. I am eating the last bit now. I shall miss seeing Adam in a purple shirt serving me tacos. Purple fits him well doesn't it? That little homosexual. I shall miss Nerf and her Doris troubles, Kara and her love of Wegmans, Laura and her wild lesbianic tendencies, Nicole and her fliratscious sarcasm, Kiersz and his wild mom. Oops. I meant wild mind. Lauren and Anne, I will see you soon enough. Merry neighbor!
I probably will not have access to the net for two weeks, so call me oodles! Please?
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| Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
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3:28 am - Fact VS. Fiction. Tony style.
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In my apparent boredom and disgust of the world I live in, I have prepared a small summary of Tony: The Man in response to numerous questions about me. Yes. as you can see I am deadly bored. It entertained me for a bit. Now I sleep. All of the below is 100% true. I would give you $1000* if you can prove one thing false.
Facts:
- I have a cough button. Yes.
- My mom almost killed me with a silver spoon.
- Not since sophomore year. The first was sometime in freshman year. Its frequency was reduced to zero shortly after school let out. That’s the last time I am going to defend that fact.
- I am a Keloid former. Meaning I bruise easily and each bruise has a chance of changing into massive amounts of scar tissue. Ergo the scar on my chin. Unfortunately I still cannot park in handicap lanes.
- I do have tiny knees damn you. And yes, they do seem to have more nerve endings than average. So yes. They could be considered sensitive.
- The first girl I kissed was Allison Murray in the 4th grade. Yes, some of you know her I guess. It is the same. The nuns thought we were raping her, but in fact it was a dare. What? She had cooties. She probably still does.
- I have not performed sexual favors. On woman OR man. Bitches. Sorry. Would I lie about such a thing? Really now.
- Yes I can speak fluent Vietnamese, but with a slight American accent. I just choose not to.
- I have no porn whatsoever on my computer or my home. Go ahead and search, futilely.
- How did I lose my first cell phone? I puked on it one night. Yes. I puked on it. The end. Sprint will never know.
- I have a pudgy tummy. Wanna see?
- The most cash I have ever carried on me at one time? $612. Yes. Why? It accumulated. I was lazy to remove it. The average amount I carry is only $60. I am not a richy rich… ANDY.
- I am deathly afraid of blood and guts. I am not sure if I believe vampires exist anymore. But anything with sharp teeth and has a connection to blood scares me.
- I am jumpy. You all know that. Get over it. Anything loud or sudden movement will set off the reflex.
- I cannot pee with someone else inside the bathroom. It just won’t work. I am a solo artist.
- My family did own deeds to numerous acres of land back in the motherland. It just so happened that opium was grown there, and just so happened that profits were reaped… for um.. medical purposes only of course… the production of morphine and codeine only…. I’m sure… All the money is locked away in a Swiss bank account. My Aunt in Germany is currently caretaker. Therefore, yes, technically I understand that I come from a family of drug dealers and growers. Oh and my mom married a guy for her green card. Oops.
- I have yet to eat meatloaf or a variety of American cuisine. All those cats and dogs tide me over. Oh boy I’m stuffed.
Fiction:
- Just because other Asians have tasted both feline and canine delicacies does NOT mean I ate my pet cat Kitty. Meow. Miau.
- I do NOT like boys. In fact I despise Adam and Harvey with a passion. But just because I do not like them, does not mean I would not accept favors from Adam or Harv if they ever offered. *wink* We ARE married after all.
- I do NOT hate or am scared of black people.
- My birthday is NOT every other day we eat out at Panos, or any other food establishment.
- I am NOT a gambler. I have only been to the casino once, and I have only purchased Lotto tickets 16 times as of this date. 21 dollars was spent in totality. That is truth. Just wait til I hit the big one baby.
- I am not ticklish everywhere. There is a specific method and specific zones of optimal ticklishness. Andy, you scratch. What you think is me contorting for laughter is actually me jumping because of sudden movements.
- I am not asexual. I love girls. AND boys. Oh baby. My hubbies and Andy. *smooches* Scratch off number 2 fiction.
*payable in 26 annual payments.
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| Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
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12:48 pm - Health Woes.
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Grrr. Dammit. The damn oral surgeon called a few minutes ago, rousing me from a good sleep and a good dream. He was like, "Hello, Anthony, sorry to inconvenience you at this time, but would you rather be put under or be numbed during the procedure next week?" I was groggy and, yes it was a hell of an inconvenience you dirty piece of crap, and said "... uh sleep. more sleep." The secretary then said thanks, see you soon, and hung up. THEN i realized what just came to pass. Bah. Fark. Farking A. I'm so angry. They want to cut my mouth open next Thursday, since due to closer inspection, they want to remove me wisdom teeth before school starts. Bastards. Way to ruin my end days of summer. I now have to go back to the farking office either Wednesday or Thursday for paper signing and for them to tell me exactly what they are going to do to me. Bitches. I want to kill them all. I also have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. I bet I'm going to have to get shots. Or blood drawn. Or something I absolutely hate. BAH. i HATE all of medicine. Life ruiners. ARGH.
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| Friday, August 6th, 2004
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12:00 pm - The pHun is done.
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It's over. the end. el fin. and happily ever after. I'm so giddy right now, you can't understand. I slapped that last test like a skanky bitch. Boo-yah. Ah. Chemistry 102 will never haunt me again. -insert sigh of relief- Mwahaha. I can't stop laughing. I will miss Jaime Rogers the TA. She was hot and always was scantily clad. Silly TA. Now I can continue my work and path to becoming the Dean of Destruction at U of Kiersz. That, or fulfill the draft requirement by volunteering for the illustrious Repairship Battlekong. Those silly robots of evil will never know what's coming.
-solemn-
So happy. If you were here right now, i'd totally give you a kiss on the lips. Anyone. Thats how delirious I am.
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| Monday, August 2nd, 2004
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12:23 pm
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Duel of the Faiths debutted yesterday. That was rather interesting. I looked ridiculous. But it was a cool film at the same time, even if I made a fool of myself. Yes. Andy was so adorable when he was terrified before it was shown. Oh my little panda. I bit my lip really hard during the whole thing. I woke up today with an acid sting on my lower lip. I gave myself a canker sore. Dammit. It hurts like whoa. Oh dear. Denny's is the nastiest food place ever. Ew. The waitress was nice though.
The bartender at Soundlab, where the thing was shown, I think was gay. And he hit on Andy, at least Andy thinks so. Then... at the end of the film when we were about ready to leave, he came up from behind me, patted my shoulder and said, "Nice job, I like your shirt" UGH. Normally, I probably wouldn't think anything of it, but for Andy. Boo on him. Double boo.
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| Sunday, August 1st, 2004
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2:21 am - The best female product since the Pill.
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Yesterday, Andy Jamil and I went to some Kino film thing and one of the shorts was a clever little informercial, selling just the most genius, best, most awesome product in the world. It was called Tastovul. What does this little miracle in a capsule do? You know every month there is taht one week where a woman sees red. Yes. Its a rough week, for everyone, I would assume (since I am a baby) that bedroom activity just plain stops. But not with Tastovul! You pop the pill and in an hour or so all your womanly juices will become a tasty teasty drink. Slurp. In many flavors! There is also TastoPowder, in order to make thick smoothies or even... ICE CREAM... for the kids. What a great way to recycle the work of nature. Oh boy what I'd do to get my hands on a package of Tastovul... and a vagina to supply the ingredients. I want my pink lemon juice!
Today I was a Mormon. Oh dear. I look ridiculous. I sounded ridiculous, therefore this film will top all. ALL. I also found out that yes, I can no longer proficiently ride a bike, which was a serious blow to my manhood, but... then again, everything I do is technically a serious blow. *shrug* WHoever said you'll never forget how to ride a bike was obviously a pompous buffoon riding one of those bicycles with the humongo wheel in front and a tiny one in back. Yes. That ass.
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| Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
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1:27 am - "We live in Amurica honey" *cue fireworks*
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Thank you Fox Networks for filling my weekday nights with cheap laughs. THe newest show to salve my boredom? "Trading Spouses" The white woman (sorry I don't remember her name) is the bitchiest, dumbest, funniest thing I've seen on a Fox show in a long time. Rich-ass surburban woman, placed in a low income black family? Hmmm. "I hate rap kids, got any country?" The situation just cracks me up. They are going to eat her up. And the other family looks crazy too. Oh dear.
I saw Bill Clinton on TV today, and I can say taht I really really like him. Even now. He's so.. cheery compared to the dullards running this year. Expect a random post next time, because I am currently bored as a rock and avoiding Chemistry like the plague.
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| Thursday, July 22nd, 2004
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11:45 pm - Chemistry puts the pH in phun!!! -Adam Cady
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Today i swore to all swearable things that I would study and ONLY study all day. I went to lecture... goofed off with Arlyn and Boris... and went on to further goof off for the rest of the day.
First we went to Adam Cady's house after class to kidnap him and do something with our loserific selves. He had a nice house. And the dog I called Cujo the week before was actually quite tame... after it sniffed my crotch a few times. THat was a scary experience, now in hindsight. Anyhoo, GOldie was not home to cook us a Plain and Fancy meal so we headed to Mighty Taco. I wanted to see Adam Fix-cakes. I saw him, but he looked relaly busy, so I was unable to speak. I wanted to cry. Not really, but the burrito was hot instead of mild. It made me tear a bit but no one noticed.
Then... I dont remember HOW, but I ended up going to fetch Nefertiti so we all could go to the mall and Victoria's Secret for free panties. I picked one for Nerf. Now she will always think of me when that piece of VIctoria's cloth touches and protects her loins. But that was... rather... awkward. I am glad I dont buy bras. THey didnt have my Ace shirt. Bastards. Now i must continue to study... blag.
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| Monday, July 19th, 2004
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12:31 am - Tuna of the Dirt Brand Chicken
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Today, in my utter state of intense boredom, I slipped into a multiple hour mindless TV watching marathon, something I haven't done... since... last summer. TV hasn't had the ability to keep my attention for very long since learning to live without it during the school year. But today... there was nothing else to do. SO i flip through the channels (all 5 of them... damn cable-lites). and found myself watching the US Olyimpic trials.
I watched the swimming meets and the diving meets. And DAMN. THose men are chiseled. Like.. hot damn, I didnt think you HAD that many. And the women were beastly. Then came beach volleyball. I noticed that the men often spiked and the opposing team often used their crotches to deflect the ball if the initial block failed. That seems to me rather painful. But anyway, finally came the track events, the womens. And these women... looked like men. From the neck down, I couldnt find tell the difference. Espeically when they did those foot to face pans... I didnt know it was a woman til I saw long hair. They had such huge abs... Then for some odd reason, I thought, what would it be like to sleep with one of them... Then I came to the conclusion that it would be a painful process and that aesthetically, it would be like rubbing and grinding with a light-weighted man. It intriguied me. Not like that. DEFINITELY not like that. But I wodner about the people who are married and have sexual relations with them. Hmm.
Then I watched EXtreme Makeover: Home Edition. It was entertaining. What a nice house. The woman gave bone marrow to save a little girl and the two families met for the first time. It was touching. And now I'm here. Wasting away, fearing my chemsitry class tomorrow.
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| Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
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12:22 am
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Hmmm. Disturbing how many virile young men are on that list... Damn. Anyone surprised?
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| Friday, July 9th, 2004
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1:48 am
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Chem test tomorrow. So waht do Boris and I do after class today? We went to her house, fetched Adam Cady and proceeded with the original plan of "study lots,while watching Adam dance, and then play games during breaks." We ended up blowing off all the chemistry. Hmm. Oops.
Then went home, bought a cake for mom's bday with the girls. Sweettooth is a weird place i realize again, at least the one girl is. They are hiring, if anyone was interested. *sigh* Then cleaned up the house for my guests. Played a rowdy game of homoerotic Old maid. I was unscathed for once. Then watched Terminator 3. I love Arnold. I just do. Ha.
Laura, when are your UB classes? I can meet up with ya after class. mines 9.40-11 too T-T.
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| Monday, July 5th, 2004
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1:32 pm - So two Asians and a black guy go driving in the burbs...
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Yesterday was awesome times. Ate a good dinner at home, then went to Steph's house out In Getsville by Amherst for a BBQ, since rain effectively killed UB fireworks. Let me pause to say, holy bejesus, her house is AWESOME. I LOVE it. Mmmmm. I want me one of those. Anyhoo, watched some Degrassi. Teri the hamburgler got smacked around again, poor girl. Someone should buy her a Biggie meal. Then played a massive round of Poker. $1 buy in. Heh. Our pot was a grandoise 8 dollars. Stephs younger brother and his friends were palying poker in the other room for like... $100+ with real chips... Heh.
Then after winning, the pot was decided to be used for some purchases. So we all went, in two cars out in the burbs to find us something open. We drove through a freaking typhoon. Bah. Eventually, after poor steph got soaked multiple times, we succeeded. Then... Andy got lost. Ruchi kept screaming on the phone, "We're NOWHERE! we're NOWHERE Jamil!..." Jamil Steph and I were confused and parked in the Premier parking lot waiting for them to get off whatever backroad they were on back on to civilization. We met up again and was about to drive back to Steph's when... disaster struck.
My poor baby. My little black Honda... suffered a massive electrical failure and went into cardiac arrest. Turning the key of life... did nothing to bring my baby back. It was a cold, dead hunk of metal and machinery. If Arnold were there, he'd say, "She won't be back." And sure enough she didn't. We had a few laughs figuring out how to jump start the car, and if it was safe to do it in the rain. Hahha. And more when taht didn't work. My poor baby.
So I l;eft my car there, all alone... out by Transit Road.. and Andy drove us all back to Ruchi's house, which was also quite amazing. We played Catchphrase and the boys won. Awesome game. Sooo funny. Hahaha. Great 4th of July.
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| Saturday, July 3rd, 2004
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2:25 am
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4 cans of pop should keep me jittered, but alas I am SO sleepy. SO... sleepy..
I drove the car home and found taht gas stations DO close... damn. I think I ran it to empty cuz the dashboard falsed and beeped. and the needle is 2 cm from the red E line. Oops... mommy~~~~ fix this!
I lost the lotto. *tear* I had one number right, and two were 1 away from right. Someday I'll hit magic. Sorry guys, you all will have to continue to pay for college. I'll catch that lotto fairy yet, don't you worry.
And one final time, happy birthday ANne!
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